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gonna literally throw virtual knives at the next person who says 34 & 16 need to step up in playoffs as if half the problem in previous years wasn’t management not surrounding them with complimentary players. like there is only so much two players can do. a team wins a cup, not individual players. like there’s a reason people you wouldn’t assume have a cup, have a cup, and that’s because they were part of a team that was built to support the name players.
i don’t need flashy deadline adds because a lot of the time it ruins team chemistry and things fall apart after a round. i just want a team that will go to war for each other, a team where people know what role they’re there to play and do it well, a team that has depth players they can call on when injury happens, because those are the kind of teams that win cups.
like yeah some of the greatest players have cups. but so do a bunch of guys you’ve probably never heard of. because it takes a whole team.
#the rhetoric from pundits and some twitter fans is just Annoying#literally HOW MANY YEARS did they do the big name splashy deadline add#and it’s never worked out#like literally never#people can talk about ror last playoffs but look at who was actually winning games for them#he wasn’t the one putting the team on his back and scoring goals to tie the games to drag them to overtime#he was good but the revisionist history about him making all the difference is exhausting#also no one ever wants to admit that a good chunk of winning a cup is luck#because it is#sometimes it’s just dumb fucking luck#because that’s sports in all its heartbreaking reality#you can do everything right and still lose#a goalie can go on a heater#players can get injured#everything adds up#so anyway i’m fine with the adds the leafs made and i’m fine with it being a quieter deadline#cards are set and we’ll see what happens#toronto maple leafs
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yknow sometimes i think about how mr seawatt gaming parkourcivilization only got to where he was by leveraging his knowledge of obscure rules and mechanics and keeping all his cards close to his heart. how he clearly only got to where he originally was in the 1st movie by making himself useful with amethyst blocks and brewing stand jumps. and how it all crumbled because evbo 360-ed all over his carefully laid plans but really, his undoing was his own hubris.
and he's shit at parkour
#parkour civilization#pkciv#pkciv fanart#seawatt#seawatt gaming#my arting#cant believe this is the fucking piece of media that parkours away my art block#anyways parkour is about to reenter the common lexicon tenfold#welcome back 2010#meme shit#but also#rant on how parkour civilization clearly doesnt accommodate for shit parkourists#however they exist and idk if its a skill issue but there clearly was like parkour librarians and shit so#in order for Champion EMF to truly do away with the tyranny of parkour civilization#he needs to create a way of advancing that... dare i say... isnt solely parkour?#but then that ruins the whole POINT of it being parkour civilization idk man#wheres the parkour healthcare. can people get injured or does the world magically keep people in tiptop shape despite starving the noobs#is the barrier truely just skill? does everyone have the same physical capabilities?#aka does every player have the same hardware? mouse sensitivity? processors?#i am rambling.#anyways im so glad none of those minecraft creators traverse these wretched grounds#these are ramblings of a mad man best kept contained
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Another angle of Gavi coming on and Pedri giving him the armband ❤️❤️❤️❤️
#you can see how Laporta and his board all stood and clapped for him 😭😭#this is iconic 😭😭😭#and the way the fan screamed behind the camera after realising Pedri was giving him the armband 😭😭#literally me 😭😭#I'll never get over this moment#ever#pablo gavi#baby waby#pedri gonzalez#fc barcelona#also ferran told the other injured players to stand up too 😭😭#I fucking adore ferran the man
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the imagery of no health regen…… wounded skin that doesn’t heal…. torn clothes….. burns…. scorch marks….. bite marks….. blood everywhere…… unraveling bandages…… oh…….
#secret life#secret life smp#if i ever write a slsmp fic. everyone is going to be wounded as FUCK#like. i love it when fan artists draw the characters punctured with arrows#or burned after dying to lava/fire#and now with no health regen. how the injuries don’t go away#a worn and ragged green life almost desperate to turn yellow#if not for the full set of health again#stab wounds that don’t close. a heart bleeds until you die. the scratch marks itch under the armour#ohhhhhh it’s so sexy#teammates changing each others bandages bc the blood never stops#infected wounds? that only ease when more hearts are earned from the secret keeper?#i’m so obsessed with this already#like yessssss the player gets weaker and weaker as they lose more hearts#they are so damaged and injured they can barely raise their shield#their whole body aching. scathing with every hit and blow#and then when they gain hearts. and the RELIEF#of scorch marks fading. wounds closing. blood drying. pains easing. broken bones set themselves#so much cruelty in the world. everyone takes that extra little care with each other#no more friendly slaps on the shoulder or even high fives#everyone is just very still. too fatigued to do anything but survive
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people on twitter questioning sonny’s loyalty and commitment to the club you lot are braindead 😭😭😭
#out of all the players HEUNGMIN SON ya okay#there is such a lack of nuance within our fanbase why is it impossible to criticise a singular game a player has had#without going into immediate extremes insinuating he’s trying not to get injured for the asian cup#when you can simply chalk it up to him being gassed after playing 90 mins in pretty much every game in an intense system and he’s 31??#16 g/a in 19 starts some of you lot cannot appreciate a single good thing
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people on twitter trying to make fun of madders for not going to the euros i need all of them to shut the fuck up
#also trying to say that it's bad that he immediately left after being told he wasn't going to be included like i would do the same??#why would i play in a random friendly and risk getting injured if i can just.. go home..#but maybe that's just me#i just feel sad for him like you just know he was super excited about it and now he's not going at all#like he's not even going to be a backup player or an option on the bench he's just not going to be there#at least he'll be well rested for pre-season and let's hope he'll have a good 24/25 season :D#lizzy chats
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The Jackie lives au in my head
#listen i saw that scene where he literally rammed a man into a wall and haven’t been the same since#guys IK Jackie’s seen as like bumbling or whatever but if he survived I think he would’ve been a big player 😩#like in my mind#let’s ignore Johnny for now guys#Bc Uhm. I refuse to let Jackie die yet so I’m still doing Regina gigs so I still don’t know shit about Johnny so#let’s ignore all that#i think if Jackie had survived#well let’s start from the start#in MMMMYYYY mind#my v had prev affiliations w/ the voodoo boys which left him a proficient netrunner and hacker#this means my boy absolutely hacked delamain to get to a ripperdoc - not just any VIIICCCC#he obvi patches Jackie up and Uhm. let’s say v got coma Injured#to account for lost time bc I’m not creative#ooh or maybe v did die and the whole enneagram thing still happened it was just like. shortened#a few days on Vic’s table as opposed to a few weeks in the dump#idc point is v wakes up and Jack is like a biiig deal#not quite MAJOR leagues bc their faces are plastered everywhere#and ppl wanna lie low till that heat dies down#but like. jackie def killed the FUCK outta dex deshawn#and after mamá Welles grounded him he got to steppin#grieving his dear friend V and making him an honorary ofrenda till the asshole wakes up sad#Uhm actually. bring Johnny back so the story can progress idk Idgaf anymore#i think Jackie would take his own life a lot more seriously after this and be like. a lot less chill#he never wants to see that look on his mamis face again#interesting dynamic where it’s v trying to get Jackie to relax now 😩#will they ever strike a balance?#well no bc my v blows up arasaka tower#WAIT but if Jackie lives maybe he doesn’t idk…read a fix where they co-owned the afterlife and yeah!#idc#can u tell Im dreading continuing the story
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Hater shit incoming:
Yeah, Indigo Park is really cool, but it blew its load a bit too early by immediately killing off the cool stalker enemy from ch.1. The effect of the bird mimicing phrases is really neat, but you don't get to hear her do it much, especially because the warbling effect + loud af chase music drowns out what is being said, which sucks! Those voice lines are good!!
#em.txt#hey welcome to the bonus text where the hater stuff gets worse!! i promise I don't hate this game i am just. critic in the bad way#yeah i have more beef with the molly macaw chase. but first I'd like to say good on the dev for reusing the idea of the opila#from their banban reloaded. genuinely. the occasionally peaking bird that ducks behind corners is good#& it is used much better in indigo park especially because the animations are less jolting.#again back to the chase. I don't like. the ending. the blood is fine the dev mentioned he dislikes mascot horror that is afraid of blood#& wanted to set the tone immediately. i think this is a fair sentiment but the way the blood is done here#is honestly childish. the splurt is fine. the fucking AMOUNT coming from the head (especially how the texture distort looks)#is goofy as hell & tbh an easy fix is. move the big puddle of blood. from under the head. to behind the door#anyways the end of the chase is so sudden. the momentum just splats into a wall wiley Coyote style#& i appreciate the dissonance of the heartfelt talk & it's good but it's a bit soon ain't it?#not gonna address the dead ass bird?#i like what's being done i like this enemy the game looks fine. the animation of the lion getting scared is goofy#i think this can go somewhere good. i do not see how immediately killing this stalker enemy is going to do anything at all#i would have the same chase & just not kill the bird tbh#bc it makes the conversation with rambley make more sense#put the blood elsewhere. spread it out or have the player enter some silent hill ass room idfk#you can let the bird get injured but the breakneck speed of chase > bird dies > heartfelt talk > credit song is too much to me#you can clown on me if you want bc i am a hater#i like seeing a mascot horror made by a fan. i like seeing the disney park knowledge on display. i like the quiet lore.#okay i am not a fan of scripted chases in horror games. but putting it in this play structure is smart#having the bird like fly above you & cut you off if you're slow is good too#see i like the chase itself enough i just hate how it ends
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i say this with all the love in my heart but
edmonton oilers @ florida panthers game 1 | 6.8.24
but its okayyyyyyy hes fineeeeeeeeeeeee he gave us an update and at the time i did have my heart in my throat at screamed at the tv of why they would just pan away from a pretty bad puck to the knee but for the most part as long as he good its fine (x)
#evan rodrigues#florida panthers#2324#playoffs 24#no i wouldnt make this joke if he actually got injured#also why does this man always give us the scariest ouchies its like hes made of rubber#we definitely can have a conversation about how we should never trust what players and staff say about injuries#because the minute the season is over we get a laundry list of players being held by glue and dreams#i am choosing to believe him with a lot of grains of salt like so many i could ward away a whole legion of demons
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I like the drama the “someone has to stay” great glacier arc brings but man it’s very distracting how they never even address anyone you may have recruited to paradise after the fact
#like i always assumed the first five were the founders and thats what happi meant and anyone else is just a part timer#but thats not what the game actually says. in fact quagsires explanation makes it seem like anyone who joins is an equal member#so its a case of gameplay/story distinction which isnt terrible but it bugs me#i know its so companion mode can work in case you havent recruited anyone else after the first five#but its so easy to recruit members that i think only a small amount of players would have had that much issue#and its even more distracting when pmd2 has a similar problem with the expedition arc#and they DO clarify about pokemon youve recruited by saying theyre not guild trainees#again i think i said this but i think ill clarify in my pmdverse that most recruits are pokemon that need a home#and theyre not officially on the rescue team itself#oh but then what about my idea where kiran and eris are actually the HAPPI founders…..#ok if i go with that i might just axe this plot djfdjjd. yeah they could just hold down the fort#but there isnt the defeated obligation the actual plot has#maybe emolga gets injured and thats why he cant go… or wait maybe the pokemon feel unsafe?#like knowing all of their founders are going to be gone for several weeks#and yknow that probably makes sense too. cause the alternatives are quagsire scraggy victini and gurdurr#and two of those are former outlaws who are still very crass- one is called the punisher- and the other is just the weather guy#echoed voice#pmd posting
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i need woll to get the belt idk if he can/is allowed but the leafs lose that game 10 times over without him
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I thought they were title contenders why have they already given up on kicking ball and resorted to extreme aggression
#ny watch telling me to calm down girl I can’t I can’t deal w any of my players getting injured#can they take it out on number five please. like do something useful.
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On a more serious note, (i've been mostly thinking about it in relation to jarry) but im really not sure i like how the league penalizes teams with injuries - in this case the canes. If there is so little wiggle room that a few injuries on key players can completely transform the make up of a team's offense capabilities....it just feels unfair. There is currently zero wiggle room - we've seen it with goal tenders especially (except for that crazy pens game LOL) where the team has ONE highly skilled goalie and if the team gets unlucky they could be set back for months. It incentivizes playing while injured/not fully healed (i strongly suspect this is what keeps happening with jars). It puts teams in the position of you either get lucky and stay healthy for an entire season, OR decide to risk permanent injury for the sake of the team. Its not a new problem - i remember reading something similar in the books on detroit's cup winning team. But it seems like something that is reasonable to change to make player's lives less fraught.
#Journal shit#Everybody is like who cares these guys are making a ton of money for destroying their bodies#And like yeah some of them are#But most players get what...a decade of good career time?#Two decades if you are insanely good like sid and geno?#If an injury interrupts that it can...decrease fast#Like from what i have heard will probably happen with jars :/#All the news is about how injury prone he is as if somehow this is a failing on his part and what its saying is not wow he is so unlucky#It sounds more like accusations that wow he is not willing to suck it up for the wins#But im a bleeding heart liberal what do i know right :/#If i had my way the blame would not be placed on an individual player but instead there would be enough space for ALL teams to replace#An injured player without detriment to the team with a back up of a fairly comensurate skill level
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actually no I think it’d be really funny if my hs s/i and my ygo s/i switched places
#nervous high energy vs nervous low energy#furthermore#external awkwardness vs internal awkwardness#if we’re talking like. actually switching them and not just having a personality swap#i don’t think having a 16-year-old technical god stuck on a blimp with eight other 16-year-olds is a good idea lol#i mean. not too much different from the meteorite >_>#she would probably only know bare basics about this series because of memes and/or whatever dave references#creates plants to attempt to ‘shield’ people from attacks during duels out of habit. oops#everyone being injured by shadow games has a reliable (?) doctor (??) at least!!#watch as she becomes even more visibly a mess when they don’t immediately get back up though#i don’t. even wanna think about her interactions with yb or ym AGSJDHDJ#gets approached and just makes a series of incomprehensible nerve wracked noises. she’s fine. ignore the randomly sprouting flowers#ghostie would be the only mortal human on the meteor and. tbh. that worries me#LIKE i’m sure dave and rose would have at least some sort of idea on how they both got swapped#so they’d probably help and protect her if need be#sure the trolls are also mostly mortal but they’re aliens and have higher tolerance#lol just. gets carried around when they need to fly somewhere afshdg#going into the dream bubbles and having a moment where she has to just sit and watch all the other dead players#like oh. she isn’t the only one who can see them now. hm#dave would probably ask her to explain how to play duel monsters and she would try to be all humble about it but#secretly she’s happy she actually gets a chance to win now >:3#her and rose are busy discussing lovecraft u_u#i want to talk about my hs s/i sooo bad but i don’t know how to without explaining all of homestuck lol#delete later#s/i: ghostie#s/i: AG
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ppl should make a list of injuries (canon) and diseases horror game protags get and see where the point should be the protag should not be even walking or moving
cuz i saw one of them get puked on by a person with syphilis, landed on a pile of dead bodies, swam through a river that also has dead bodies, got nails hammered through their hands, dead animals are everywhere, got their thighs and legs stuck in a barbed wire fence, force fed blood that has the disease, and many more injuries from sharp weapons that probably rusted all to heck
and still going around running, doing parkour, LEAPING over gaps, and still have grip strength even if they had nails in BOTH of their hands
and i cant get out of bed when i have a fever
#did you know that this character im describing also fell asleep right after their head smacked open?#i swear#these horror game protags are built different#like#wtf#at least in lisa the painful#even if brad gradually lost his limbs throughout the game#he still found ways to get through stuff#and you can see that he moves extremely slower when he lost a limb#like that shouldve happened to these horror game protags#now that they become weaker and more injured over the course of the game#the player should find ways to travel and move when their mobility is limited#rambles#i think its obvious but try and guess the character ive described
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how are we feeling after this evening of hell yesterday bestie
feeling pretty awful 😝✌🏻 but it's FINE because we're now going to use all of this sadness and anger and WIN EVERYTHING! we're going to personally relegate schalke on Saturday, the bundesliga? we're gonna win that! the pokal? that's gonna be ours babyyyyy! who needs some plastic stupid insignificant European trophy we are going to do the double edin just texted he said so himself
#if we can just get through and somehow win these next 2 games I'm hoping international break will help many of our injured players get back#so then we'll have them for when the league comes back and we play motherfucking bayern leipzig (pokal) and union in a row#we just have to get 6 more points and then we can tick off the first half of the second half of the season as mainly a success
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